There is a certain type of glasses that is very "in" at the moment. Unfortunately, like most fashionable items, they are not cheap. However, you may not have realized that if you have seen the movie Avatar, you already own a pair! All you need is your RealD 3D glasses and some black gaffer's tape.
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Voilà! You are ready to go see Vampire Weekend.
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Any interested party can buy the pair of glasses in this photo for $500.00
Warning: Since these glasses have a different polarization on each eye, they may cause headaches. Oh Irony of Ironies!